Skye - capital or lurve (and rain)

Back from Skye, where unsurisingly it pished it down for the entire time. Didn't get to stay for Valentine's day - which was a shame as The Herald proclaimed that Skye was one of the top ten places in which to fall in love:

"Come nightfall take a cosy blanket...then sit outdoors and let the heavens take on the entertainment with a dazzling display of stars"

No sane person would suggest this, if it's not pishing it down, or Baltic then the midges will get you. Sounds like the reporter had a few too many Taliskers, fell in a gutter on their way home and then had to make some stuff up come deadline!