The Rabbit ate my cable

It may sound like a euphemism, but no, the rabbit has once again eaten through my modem cable. Does anyone have a good recipe?

Posting may be a bit erratic until I can get a new one. In the meantime these two articles in The Guardian caught my eye:

Pupils in Bishopbrigs have been getting lessons in how to apply fake tan.

And as we have few have few enough genuine Scottish sports stars (and even some of those have their problems) - I reckon that it's time to welcome back David Millar.

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