One for the laydees

We've recently secured a strictly limited stock of fine women's lingerie. These sensuous and finely crafted items are likely to be a huge hit with the wimmen, so order them now from the Caledonia Calling shop to avoid disappointment.

In the unlikely event that we don't fully sell these items there will be a clearance sale outside M&S on Argyll Street in Glasgow.

And if you're too tight to treat the Doll in your life - then remember to CLICK ON THE ADVERTS on this site. Caledonia Calling is written by a small band of neds fae Partick - they need your money for heroin.