Today's Teuchter watch

I've decided that Teuchters are everyone outside of Dundee, Edinburgh, or Glasgow. Not true, but it makes compiling the Teuchter watch easier.

It's all going down in Galloway:

Residents in Gatehouse are worried about the spread of Japanese Knotweed along the river and open areas in the town.

I think that knotweed is a bit like Triffids, or perhaps like weaver fish.