You cabbage!
The Bank of Scotland - now HBOS or summat - has come up with a novel way of motivating staff who are poor performers. The cabbage game! (this link might self-destruct in 24 hours).
Here are the rules of the game - that Howard chap comes round and sings a song about what a div you are, and then all the staff do Joey Deacon impersonations every time you try and talk.
Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
Here are the rules of the game - that Howard chap comes round and sings a song about what a div you are, and then all the staff do Joey Deacon impersonations every time you try and talk.
Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
posted by Digbeth D'Marriotti at 10:27 AM
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I remember when bein' cabbaged meant sumhin else....
A banking lawyer comments...
Without HBOS and RBS Scotland's economy would disappear up his its own hairy ring. And so would my Morningside mortgage, the Range Rover and the wife's gym membership.
As far as I'm concerned, they can play all the vegetable related pranks they want.
Anyways, their management condemned this heinous act of gross greengrocery.
Probably 'cos their lawyers told them to.
Fees ahoy!!
I think that Turnip got taken out of general usage after Graham Taylor. He made Turnips his own.
Bizarrely in Paisley they went for a cauliflower. Typical of Paisley - they try to emulate Glasgow but get it so wrong!
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