Keyword Analysis

Blah....slow off the mark at catching up with the wires this Monday. Instead here is a post out of the late great Aloysius Munn's book. A wee peek at the search phrases people use before they wash up on the shores of Caledonia Calling. I find these invaluable in getting into the mind of my readers:

Scottish fucking - it's just like any other sort of fucking except you hold a can of Tennants in one hand and a meat pie in the other.

Advantage of sports kilts - I didnae even know you could get sports kilts. Are Trinidad and Tobago going to wear them in the world cup? And then instead of the haka they could recreate that scene from Carry on up the Khyber...

boaking Scottish - boaks a great word innit? You gie me the boak! - I'm going to try and get that phrase into a business meeting this week.

Is calling someone Scottish racist? - asked some poor lost individual of Jeeves. I've no idea what the now retired butler had to say in response, which saddens me. Now fuck off you Scottish twat. Movie characters called Bungdit Din and The Karsi are racist, being called Scottish is merely insulting.

I also get a lot of image searches for "leatherface," although personally I don't think MacLemon is that ugly.

In a related technical intermission - Google Sitemaps rocks. (or is that rawks!) And if you use Blogger then so does this code for producing a site map.