From the parochial to the regional

Been struggling for inspiration today.

I did see a story about some Paisley ned who had been caught painting graffiti on buses and was trying to get off the hook by saying that after failing to get into Art School that he was trying to find an outlet to showcase his "work." Aye right - but 10/10 for originality, he almost deserves to get off. Unfortunately I can't find the full text of the article online...

In the meantime let me point you to the BBC - who've decided that "Scottish News" is not quite parochial enough. You can now solely concentrate on what is going on in Tayside and Central without worrying about being distracted by events in such exotics places such as Irvine. It's your license fee paying for it - so enjoy.