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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Wrap up like yer Ma telt ye


Scotland's deputy chief medical officer warns the lassies of Scotland to wrap up well when heading out to celebrate Christmas.

It seems that the combination of binge drinking like a navvy and dressing like it's summer in St Tropez has seen Scotland's hospitals register an increase in the number of cases of hypothermia.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Glasgow blue mottled legs are always best kept under a good thick pair of tights, although it never seems to put off the neds when they're out winching!!!

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pins like these are ten a penny in Melbourne man

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Sydney?

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did not say anything of the kind. I would never use the word pins, ya fuck. Or ten a penny come to think of it.
who's fillin in for my silence eh...eh...eh?

Good work then..

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the feck is club (tm)? An imposter I reckon. Bet he's never been down the Volc or smoked Marlboro lights. You cannae beat the real thing girls...

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come the item on this page getting the most comments is the one with the gratuitous photo of a models legs...er, pins?

You boys typing one handed?

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i never smoked marlboro light ya feck. They wiz camels.

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Camel Schamel. The real Club was a Marlboro man cos the burds pure loved it.

As for the pins, I've seen better in a Brisbane public dunny mate.

Mine's a VB stubby.

2:29 PM  

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