Ebay Watch

More Christmas gift ideas:

If you ain't tooled up, how do you expect to get yer freeeeeeeeeedom!

Scottish? Proud? Then fucking show it - without Saltire valve caps you're practically English.

This is just sick - I'll just bid on it to keep it out of the hands of children.

For the lover of "vin tonique" in your life.

All these items expire over the next couple of days so get bidding you dobbers.