Monarch of the mountain rescue

Prince William has apparently suggested that he might spend his gap year working for the Scottish mountain rescue.

This has led to much consternation at the Braemar Mountain Rescue Team who have announced that the Prince would be limited to washing cars and making tea. They are worried that if put on active duty young girls from around the World would head for the Highlands and pretend to be in trouble in the hope of receiving mouth to mouth from the horse faced heir to the throne.