Country Life's cover caught my eye this week (the Scottish bit, not the sheep) and in a moment of madness I forked out £3 to buy it.

With the amount of property advertising they carry a £3 cover price is an absolute rip-off.

What can I say? What a wonderfully anachronistic publication - and what a load of shite their articles are.

In an attempt to get my money back I'll be sharing some of their material with you - look out for the Scottish Dog of the Week and your chance to own a Sunderland hunting estate.