Buying Booze? - get in the "special" line

So here's a wheeze! Nanny thinks that you drink too much - you naughty little Scots. So Nanny wants to set up a seperate queue in Supermarkets for booze. This apparantly will "de-normalise" the purchase of alcohol.

...or you could try and do something about the crippling poverty, lack of employment and opportunity and general poor health that leads people to excessive drink - you fucking muppets.

This is a poor half-measure anyway. I say force all drinkers to wear a yellow star of david on their lapels, that'll soon fucking de-normalise the bastards!