Lord of Lerwick

Arsonist Sakchai Makao is threatened with deportation from the Shetland Islands as, despite the fact that he's lived there since he was 10 (for 13 years), he is classified as a 'foreign criminal' and therefore is caught up in that Home office strammash.

There's a very large campaign on the island to fight this move. Quite right I say, the truly Scottish thing to do would be to give him a peerage.