The battle for Eilean-I-Vow

A curious strammash has developed within Clan MacFarlane - a small Lomond-side mob best known for being sheep thieves. The Clan are "at war" with an ex-pat Australian couple, also MacFarlanes, over the Loch Lomond island Eilean-I-Vow.

As the MacFarlane's row, the island is being used by neds who are littering the place with Buckie bottles and used condoms....which is kind of a metaphor for so many things Scottish!