Criogaid, Dinichean et al.

Good news everyone, the Teuchters now have a word for lesbian - leasbach since you ask. Along with criogaid (cricket), Bhodca (vodka) and sioraf (giraffe) these new words have been made up by a bunch of tossaich with beards at the request of the Scottish Qualifications Authority [PDF Link].

I get the feeling that none of them lost money during this exercise.